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Bet I'm the last person you expected to get a card from. The island is hot and beautiful and brilliant, but you were 80% right about Davinia. No--90% right. She's totally self-centered and she's trying to force me to date this creep I'd sooner slit my wrists because I'm in love with someone else. He's gorgeous but he hates me. Aren't holidays supposed to be relaxing? Abby, I wish we hadn't fallen out. Maybe see you when I get back?
Lots of love (honest ),
It has been four years since Trenton McNeil, Hollywood Heart breaker, found his wife in an uncompromising position with her co-star on Christmas Eve. He leaves without a second glance and decides to go back home to the Bronx and hide away. The Holiday season brings back a horrible reminder of his past. He wants no parts of it until he meets up with a family friend. Lauren Clark was left at the altar by her fiance. She wants no part of dating or men until her friend needs a favor... Pretend to be the girlfriend of her brother in law mega heartthrob Trenton McNeil so he can get rid of his ex-wife once and for all. Can these two pull off the perfect kiss...just one for the holiday? Can the joy of the holiday season unite these two lost souls?"
We all know the holidays can be overwhelming. But have you ever considered how stressful they might be for the Living Impaired? These Zombie-inclusive times call for a whole new guide to managing the season. This concise little book for the Undead intersperses tips like ''Keep your head, '' ''Dress to kill, '' and ''Shop 'til they drop'' with illustrations that are, well, dead-on. Coping strategies will help anxious Zombies conquer even Secret Santa shopping and discover that the true spirit of the season is indeed, er, infectious. Having written books for Peter Pauper Press on everything from beer and blarney to etiquette and entertaining, prolific author Ruth Cullen devours most any topiceven Zombies. Undead Illustrator Lisa Fargo, of Fargo Design, Inc., is based in Pittsburgh.
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